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Sunday, 27 November 2011

Ode to Cider


Oh cider, cider burning bright,
with your glowing amber light,
served to me upon my bench
by  most buxom, comely wench,
from whence came the fruit so sweet
that graces this, my evening treat?

Did it come from some far isle,
a paradise bathed in sun's fair smile,
where woodland creatures hop and skip?
I taste the summer breeze in every sip,
for this ambrosia, cold and wet,
was nurtured here in Somerset!

Another pint landlord methinks,
I cannot resist this Queen of drinks!
This nectar of the God's on high,
"A refill Sir", "why yes!" says I,
The golden liquid slakes my thirst,
the fourth pint glorious as the first!

The inn is lively, full of music and laughter,
another pint!, that's what I'm after.
The room spins gently and friends enquire
"Are you ok mate? Here sit by the fire"
I'll  resht here awhile, by the grate I think
and then i'll get anoth...zzzzzzzzzzzzZ. 





Saturday, 26 November 2011

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

As previously mentioned gentle reader, I am a Pastafarian. In the event of your ignorance of His Noodleyness here is a short video:



Spaghetti, Wenches & Metaphysics: Episode 1—The FSM from Matt Tillman on Vimeo.

Welcome!

Welcome to my blog dear reader, you're reasons for following the demented ravings of a middle-aged, Pastafarian archaeologist are beyond me but hey! that's your business.

Here is a picture of an upside down rainbow MrCheeze and I saw last year, it is 100% genuine and entirely unphotoshopped, this I swear and may the Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster smite me with His noodley appendage if I lie!




This explanation from Wikipedia:
The circumzenithal arc or circumzenith arc (CZA), also called the Bravais' arc, is an optical phenomenon similar in appearance to a rainbow; but it arises from refraction of sunlight through horizontally-oriented ice crystals, generally in cirrus clouds, rather than from raindrops. It forms no more than one-quarter of a circle centered on the zenith and on the same side as the sun. Its colors are from blue on the inside to red on the outside of the arc. It is one of the brightest and most colorful halos. Its colors are purer than those of the rainbow because there is much less color overlap in its formation. The first impression is that of an upside-down rainbow.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumzenithal_arc

That's all for now dear reader, may we meet again soon!

May His Holiness bless you with his noodley appendage x